Of note:

I dreamed last night that I was being pleasured by a midget with elephantiasis. He kept licking my knees.

Aaaand in looking up elephantiasis to make sure it was the right disease (sort of. the midget just had large bumps that must have been tumors all over his body. Like boils that never pop), I found this unrelated site! Click and be horrified.

Why didn't he digest the potato?