No! I DON'T carry quarters, nickels, dimes and pennies. I have ones and fives. And no I don't have exact change for a hundred dollar bill. I have twenty bucks on me tops. And I happen to know that if you're paying with a hundred, then for whatever reason, you probably won't tip me anyway. It happens every time. So even if I have the change by some miracle, I'd just rather not risk it being a counterfeit.
Stiff me the old fashioned way. With damp ones and greasy nickels.
With love, the pizza girl.
Legend-WAITFORIT-ary!
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