Also, bedbugs are the ultimate evil in this world. They're like mosquitos. But ninjas. That live in your bed. And come out at night to drink your blood. And leave irritating, itchy welts. They're what happens when a ninja goes vampire. Scary, isn't it?
Actually, I hate the word goth. I just wear a lot of black because I like the color. Call me artistic. But the point is this: I promise to be honest. I'll tell you everything. All my dirty secrets. As a Christian and a Woman. It's all true. Judge me if you can.
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